Joanne Casey, Internet Caretaker.
I think you would look good in this...http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee321/Mutil8or/2435ccdb.jpg
I would give it a go but I think the dress might explode under the strain.
You have a point there.....holding in all your awesomeness would required bands of steel....
My awesomeness requires a bigger size lol
this looks fabulous only in fashion show