It's a lamp. Perverts.
Bless me father for I have sinned.I've had bad thoughts joanne casy ........ yes father, no father, yes father, a lamp, yes I'm sure."Six our-fathers and ten hail-Mary's
You're not getting off that lightly - Two Rosaries!
I'll have another hail...sorry, a bloody mary.
I saw it as a lamp first time. No woman has rump skin as hairless and flawless as that. Prove me wrong if you dare.
I'm afraid I can't prove you wrong Mr Bananas - my arse is like a lamp honed from coconuts.